16 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody In a move being described as “innovative,” “decisive,” and “much handier than laying tracks,” transport authorities have confirmed that Cork Kent train station has been physically moved to Cork Airport, finally connecting the airport to Ireland’s rail network for the first time. The operation,... Read More
16 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Information released under a freedom of information request has revealed that major government department has spent entire yearly budget on single consultant’s report—one that ultimately concludes the department should “undertake a comprehensive review facilitated by external expertise,” which insiders say is consultant‑speak for “call... Read More
16 February 2026 By Elaine Murphy elaine@TheCork.ie The Everyman presents Mitch Albom’s TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE by Jeffrey Hatcher and Mitch Albom based on the book by Mitch Albom Produced by Breda Cashe & Pat Moylan Directed by Andy Arnold The Everyman Thursday 26th – Saturday 28th March Tickets from €31 on sale now https://everymancork.com/events/tuesdays-with-morrie/ The Everyman is... Read More
15 February 2026 By Tom Collins tom@TheCork.ie Cork County Cllr Michael Creed has passed away aged 68 A proud Fine Gael representative, Cllr. Creed first joined Cork County Council through co-option in 2007 and went on to secure re-election in every subsequent local election, a reflection of the strong and enduring support he held among... Read More
15 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Chaos, disbelief, and spontaneous wailing were reported today as Norman Harvey confirmed that its seemingly eternal sale — which has single handedly kept newspapers in business with its splashy 2 page daily adverts — has finally come to an end. The announcement, delivered via... Read More
15 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Estate Agents Now Using AI Instead of Visiting Houses, Claim “It’ll Sell Anyway” Ireland’s property market took another surreal turn this week as several estate agents admitted they’ve stopped physically visiting homes altogether, instead relying on AI to “fill in the gaps, exaggerate the... Read More
14 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Households Discover It’s Now Cheaper To Buy A Ring Doorbell Than Pay The TV Licence, Sparking National Debate About Priorities A new report from the Skibbereen Higher Institute of Technology (SHIT) has confirmed what many Irish households already suspected: buying a Ring doorbell is... Read More
14 February 2026 By Elaine Murphy elaine@TheCork.ie The Oesophageal Cancer Fund (OCF) is urging people in Co. Cork to be alert to the symptoms of oesophageal cancer, including persistent heartburn and difficulty swallowing food, and to seek medical advice early if symptoms do not resolve. The call comes as OCF marks 25 years of working... Read More
13 February 2026 By Elaine Murphy elaine@TheCork.ie Scoil na mBuachaillí, Clonakilty is delighted to announce that the school has been selected to participate in Children’s Books Ireland’s Robert Dunbar Memorial Libraries Programme 2026, as part of the national Every Child A Reader initiative. Designed by national charity and arts organisation Children’s Books Ireland, Every Child... Read More
13 February 2026 By Roger Kennedy roger@TheCork.ie Weight limitations are an important consideration in many outdoor projects. Rooftop gardens, balconies and terraces often impose strict load restrictions, influencing material selection. Fiberglass has emerged as a practical alternative to heavier materials, offering durability without excessive mass. Fiberglass planters are increasingly used in projects where flexibility, transport... Read More
13 February 2026 By Roger Kennedy roger@TheCork.ie Entertainment Cork is a county defined by its sporting passion. From the roar of the crowd at Páirc Uí Chaoimh supporting the Rebels in the hurling, to the electric atmosphere at Musgrave Park for a Munster Rugby clash, the competitive spirit is woven into our DNA. However, in... Read More
13 February 2026 By Roger Kennedy roger@TheCork.ie Executive Summary Industries across Ireland are increasingly using UAV solutions to improve monitoring, inspections, and operational efficiency. Organisations adopting aerial services achieve safer, faster, and more accurate data collection, tailored to commercial and industrial needs. Industrial services, while higher in cost, deliver measurable ROI through detailed reports, volumetric... Read More