6 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody A groundbreaking new study conducted by leading experts located “in the other room” has confirmed that 87% of loud crashing noises are absolutely nothing and not worth getting up for at all. The research, carried out by people who “definitely heard something but aren’t... Read More
5 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody In a revelation that has stunned the motoring world and left local WhatsApp groups in disarray, a Cork man driving a BMW has publicly admitted to using his indicators “on purpose” while navigating a roundabout in Glanmire. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous... Read More
4 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Widespread frustration is sweeping the country as Irish news websites continue publishing deliberately vague headlines like “Local Community in Shock After Incident” and “Popular Shop Closing Down” without specifying which community or which shop, plunging readers into a national epidemic of involuntary clicking. The... Read More
3 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody Chaos erupted across Cork City this week as motorists reported needing “checking the bank balance” before entering any multistorey car park on Leeside. The average cost of parking for 1hour has now surpassed the price of a light lunch, a haircut, and in one... Read More
1 February 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody A brand‑new housing development in Glanmire has sold out in record time this week, despite the fact that no one — including the developers, estate agents, or Google Maps — can confirm its exact location. The estate, known as “The Meadows at Riverbrook Glen... Read More
31 January 2026 By Parr O’Dee news@TheCork.ie Satirical news / parody An Post has today announced the release of a special commemorative stamp to celebrate what it is calling a “landmark moment in Irish philately”: its latest increase in postage prices from €1.65 to 1.85. The stamp, priced appropriately at “slightly more than anyone expected”,... Read More